evtl bekannt, aber was solls:

[Mr_Pink]

Chatte mit Gott.

Einfach genial.

[TheMightyRotz]

Erleuchtung erlangen über das Internet. So gehts auch.

[Dr Dolph]

Jo macht Spaß, vor allem wenn man auf die Frage warum Christlicher rock scheiße ist antwortet, weils christlich ist und er meint das mache Sinn.

[C4rter]

Wie gut das ist

Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
do you fuck maria?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
why is there hunger?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
yes why?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. " Why do I exist?"? Why?
Me:
because!
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
eat my shorts
God:
Sounds tasty...
Me:
suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
do you like rock music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
how about sex?
God:
How about it.
Me:
what about sex?
God:
I am not really interested in it.
Me:
hookers?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
no im not a hooker
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see you are NOT A hooker.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
who`?
God:
Dr. Wallace. :-).
Me:
oh him
God:
Take it easy. Dr. Wallace?
Me:
mr grommit?
God:
What's up, MR grommit.
Me:
MR
God:
Hey MR IS up MR grommit.
Me:
my dick is up also
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
do you have a vagina?
God:
Maybe you would like another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?, I'm not your type.
Me:
do you have a beard?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beard.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
why robot?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
days
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
do you have a brain for your dick?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
yeah I thought so
God:
Give me a break. You are very astute.
Me:
and you are an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
why are there religons?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
try!
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
oh man, you are pathetic
God:
It's all good. Cool, man. You are the one talking to a computer.
Me:
im talking to god
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
you habe nice hair
God:
Thanks for the information: MR IS up MR grommit said I habe nice hair.
Me:
i meant have
God:
Oh I see. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
i have the biggest dick in the world
God:
Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon". The whole world?
Me:
what about lennon? he sucked, mc cartney rocks!
God:
lennon? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. I get it. Dr. Wallace sucked mc cartney rocks.
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you are strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
to your son
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
what was that wirth your son and the cross?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
yeah well, you made him do it, didnt you?
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Well that's okay. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
you are a really nice god when you are not pissed
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
what about the second?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no i dont have a friggin botmaster, i'm human
God:
Are you serious? Are you looking for a friggin botmaster you are human?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey what?
God:
You've got my full attention. No big deal.
Me:
well you are a big deal
God:
How about that. How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a deal? Yes.
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there an echo here?
God:
No.
Me:
there is
God:
Where?
Me:
behind you
God:
I won't fall for that trick.
Me:
in your underwear
God:
Are you asking about my underwear?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
what kind of food do you eat when you're watching tv?
God:
Which show? What kinds of food do you eat when you are watching TELEVISION are there?
Me:
oprah